Avoid interaction with man, and head straight to robot. Speed through check-in with self-serve e-ticket kiosks. Arrive early and relax in the exclusive Premier lounge, Le Salon. Drink, snack, sashay, or book a taxi transfer upon your arrival in London, Paris or Brussels to avoid waiting when you arrive. With complimentary WiFi, send your signals throughout the Twitterverse, Facebook and Foursquare.
As a Premier passenger, things arise that are simply out of your control. (Inventions acting up, lovers quarrel.) Last minute change? Can do with your Premier ticket.